Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Waffles Wednesday??? The Alien Red Dot Report

WAFFLES:  Ok, NOW is it Waffles Wednesday??? Because yesterday Glogirly said it was Waffles Wednesday when it was really just a regular old Tuesday. She screwed up EVERYBUDDY's calendar and boy did we hear about it on Facebook!

So the whole reason she's all messed up is because she's been working on something she calls taxis. I keep looking out the window waiting for the yellow checkered car to pull up –



KATIE:  Taxes, Waffles. TAXES.

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss! What are you doing here? It's Waffles Wednesday!

KATIE:  Just making sure this doesn't turn into Waffles Thursday, Waffles Friday, Waffles Saturday...

WAFFLES:  Don't forget Sunday and Monday!

KATIE:  *sigh*



WAFFLES:  So Boss, back to the taxis. Glogirly says I have to play by myself because of these taxis and the I AM S. 

KATIE:  It's TAXES, Waffles. And it's the IRS. NOT the I AM S. 

WAFFLES:  Um Boss... Glogirly says we have to use good grammar. You can't say I ARE. You have to say I AM.

KATIE:  Waffles, just play with your red dot and let Glogirly & me get her TAXES done.



WAFFLES:  Red Dot??? There's a RED DOT in there???



WAFFLES:  Oh my Cod! He must have sold his house inside the wall and moved into this white spaceship. 



WAFFLES:  Have you seen him? Where is he? He was just here! Did he go back to his spaceship?



KATIE:  Hmmm...spaceship. What do you think my chances are of an alien abduction?





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46 comments:

  1. Well, Waffles is often confused but at least he does know grammar...

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  2. Oh Waffles, the way you turn things around just kills me.

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  3. MOL - I's all for more Waffles everyday. :)

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  4. Faraday: why would anyone want up be an S anywayz? There are other letters that are way cooler. Like, oh, I dunno... F, for instance. I AM F. Yeah. Or maybe W, I guess. Right, Waff?

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  5. I R confused. Is it I Am S or I R S?

    Enquiring kitteh minds need to know. MOL MOL MOL!!!

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  6. My human's taxes are done... or at least her part of them. Her account is still working on them! I'm sad I did not get to help much this year.

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  7. MOL! We hope that red dot comes out to play with you soon, Waffles! And we hope Glogirly gets her taxes done without too much stress and hair-pulling :)

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  8. Katie, we hope Glogirly gets the taxes done soon so you have help with Waffles!!!

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  9. Hilarious - you always make me laugh!

    WOOF

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  10. MOL! Keep at it Waffles, you keep an eye on the red dot for the rest of the week ok? Then Katie can finally have a day or two!

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  11. The Staff says the taxes makes her see red dots every time! Thanks for the laugh Waffles :)

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  12. Waffles, we think that Katie hopes you are going to follow the red dot back to outer space.

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  13. Katie, the look on your face in that last shot says it all! MOL! (Hang in there Glogirly, it's nearly over, I'm sending over a shaker of niptini's for you, and you don't even have to share!)

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  14. This post should have come with a "spew" warning! I'm off to clean coffee off my keyboard... Happy Wednesday, and good luck with those taxis.

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  15. So funny! The IRS, alien abduction, grammar.... it's a wild ride in the mind of Waffles.
    xxoo
    Maggie

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  16. Waffles, now you're really confusing us! :)

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  17. Slim to none Katie slim to none. But we are sure you could bribe one of your loyal readers to catnap him.

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  18. haha! Don't feel bad! This time of year is definitely a busy one. And it's funny because when I read your post yesterday, I didin't even realize it was suppose to be Tuesdays post!!!! BOL!!!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  19. LOL, reading these posts always cracks me up.

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  20. Thank you..thank you..thank you for the PetBox..We will have tons of fun with it!!! And Waffles..be careful if those taxis show up..Katie might just try to put you in one..MOL

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  21. You two crack us up! We hope Waffles doesn't get abducted by aliens - we would miss out on so many laughs. And we bet you would miss him, Katie... ;)
    What a cool toy, by the way!

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  22. That is the biggest and fanciest red dot machine we have ever seen. We have a red dot machine but it is little. We like it a lot, but we like it better when mommy operates the red dot for us. She usually does at least once each day. We are lucky 'cause our humans send their taxes to some man and don't take time away from us to work on them. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  23. Moms doing the "taxis" too! Wish we had something to keep us busy like your red dot!

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  24. Now that Red Dot looks pretty interesting, I think we should into this. Have a great day!

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  25. sorry Katie - we suspect the chance of abduction is low

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  26. Oh yeah our Mom feels the same way about the I AM S. *sigh*

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  27. Our mom got her taxes to the accountant this week, but she's going to need an extension. Or, in Austin's terminology : EX (as in extend) and TENSION (same), as in "extending the tension".
    That red dot machine is pretty impressive! Does it eat batteries the way the small ones do?

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  28. Hope your mum gets those taxes sorted but in the meantime I get to see lots of fabulous photo's of you. Waffles I hope you capture that red dot. Katie not in a spaceship lol

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  29. Maybe they’ve come to take Waffles back? I have something like that but I never use it. You better reclaim YOUR blog, Katie.

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  30. Speaking of taxis, I was hacking like a cab driver this morning. Scared TW bad.

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  31. Waffles Wednesday 2 : the come-back ! It remembers Mum the movie "Groundhog Day" ! Purrs, Zorro

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  32. You cats are too funny!
    Love it
    Purrs

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  33. Maybe there is a future for Waffles with the IRS…or not! LOL..and poor Katie, I don't think that the aliens could handle Waffles!

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  34. Ah yes, the joys of tax season. I hope your mom can get through them quick so she can get back to paying you lots of attention, Waffles! :)

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  35. Hahaha! You're right, Waffles, it should definitely be the I AM S. :)

    Good luck to Glogirly with those taxis!

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  36. Grammar is so confusing isn't it Waffles.

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  37. Congrats to the winners. You two crack me up.
    Sue B

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  38. Get that red dot Waffles! He's gotta come out of that spaceship sometime ;)

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  39. Poor Waffles, you be careful of those alien dots!

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  40. We have to do our taxes too. End of the month. Such a problem...

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  41. Isn't everyday Waffles Day? PS. taxes have a way of confusing our mum too!

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  42. awww bless...a confused Waffles...hehehe,xx Speedy

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  43. What great fun! We can't wait for Waffles Thursday!!!

    ~LisaCo9T

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  44. You are just to funny :)
    I had a red-dot laser machine , my mom-person gave it away since I was afraid of it.
    XOXO

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