Friday, March 14, 2014

Have You Seen the Chicken?

Waffles peeking out of shopping bag
 WAFFLES:  Hey Boss, have you seen the chicken?


Katie looking at Waffles in shopping bag
KATIE:  Waffles, what are you doing in Glogirly's shopping bag?

WAFFLES:  I'm waiting for the chicken.

KATIE:  Waiting for the CHICKEN??? Right here on the living room floor? Pretty sure chickens are against the Townhome Association rules. 

WAFFLES:  No Boss, the grocery store chicken. Last time I saw him he was in THIS bag. 

KATIE:  Uh, Waffles... I don't know how to tell you this, but that chicken is gone. 

WAFFLES:  Gone???  Like on vacation?

KATIE:  Uh, yeah. A long, long vacation. 

WAFFLES:  Like Disneyland???

KATIE:  Not exactly. Remember dinner last night?



Close up of surprised Waffles inside shopping bag

WAFFLES:  *gulp*


 P.S. From the Cautious Cat Mom
Please never leave your cats unattended with a bag that has handles on it. If it's a paper or plastic bag, just cut the handles off. Kitty can get their head caught in the handle very quickly and if no one is around to help... well, we'd hate for anyone to get hurt. 

Katie and Waffles are only allowed to play and hide Glogirly's grocery tote when she's about two feet away, camera in hand. Otherewise, the bags are stored out of reach. 



32 comments:

  1. Waffles, aren't you glad you are a kitty and not a chicken?

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  2. Didn't you get to eat him? Or did you?

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  3. and here we honestly thought someone was referring to waff as *the chicken* and in his Ornj brain he was looking for a real bird!

    now we're all hungryfied too.

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan

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  4. Don't worry, Waffles - you'll see the chicken again... or at least a reasonable facsimile!

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  5. You can come here Waffles and see some chickens. They'll treat you real nice. Uh-huh. Just ask Harry about that

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  6. Better get out of that shoppin bag before you end up like that chick-hen, Waffles! MOL!

    Have a great Friday, furriends.
    XOXO

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  7. Hope you got some of that chicken!

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  8. hehehehe silly Waffles,xx Speedy

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  9. We hope you & Katie got to eat some home cooked chickie. It's good stuff!!!

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  10. Run, Waffles, Run! That bag didn't work out so well for the chicken. Just sayin ... better to be safe than sorry!

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  11. Are you saying you didn't even get a nibble? Poor guy

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  12. Poor Waffles, Katie has to teach you the hard reality of real life ! Try to catch the next chicken as soon as you see it in the bag ! Purrs

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  13. Did somebuddy say, "chick-hen?" Actually we are waiting for pie at our house. Mom says it is Pi Day and has tried to explain that it is a different kind of Pi, but we say Pi is pie and we want some. Everything goes better with pie, don't you think? Have a super terrific weekend. Purrs and paw-pats, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  14. Chicken?? just hang on Waffles. Another one will be along soon.

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  15. Yes! The bags are the best places to be in!!!! Wanted to welcome you to the Tabby Cat Club. Your invitation to post as an author has been sent and your TCC badge is on the way via email. We are having a St. Patrick's Day party, hosted by Raz, at the club on Monday so hope you can make it. So sorry it took the mom here sooooooo long to get things done for me.

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  16. hhahahaha!!! BOL oh Waffles!!!!

    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  17. You didn’t get your piece of the action, er, chick-hen at dinner? That’s sad. Was it rotissirie chick-hen? Those are the best.

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  18. Another one will appear soon... like magic!

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  19. If only you could remember waffles what you had for dinner last nite. Is your memory going already?

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  20. Mmmmmm! We love chicken. If you be very quiet, maybe another one will get in the bag! Bark More, Growl Less Barking from the Bayou!

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  21. We love chick-hen Waffles. We are glad when it leaves the bag and gets into our tummies!

    Concats on joining The Tabby Cat Club, nice to have another Gorgeous Ginger there.

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  22. OMG Waffles - you ATE the chicken!! You'd better hork him up quick.

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  23. Hey Yeah..Chicken & Waffles..did you have gravy with that lol..

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  24. Did you get some of the chicken Waffles?

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  25. Tee!! Hee!!! That is so furry funny!!!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  26. Oh no Waffles did you eat that chicken? Was it good?
    Sue B

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  27. Chicken for dinner? That sounds yummy!

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  28. That sounds like a good dinner to us, Waffles. Come visit us, and you can see some turkeys... that's close to a chicken.

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  29. Maxwell: *stricken look*

    Faraday: No WAYZ.

    Allie: They're so...so... well, not innocent.

    Naive, maybe? *tsk* BOYS.

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