Monday, February 17, 2014

Hail to the Chief Day


KATIE:  It's President's Day here in the United States. The day people save big money on mattresses and Mazdas. The day the banks shut down and the mail stops. Here in the Townhouse though, it's business as usual.



WAFFLES:  Hey Boss! Can I be your Chief of Stuff?

KATIE:  STAFF, Waffles. You're my Chief of STAFF. It's your job to keep my affairs in order.

WAFFLES:  You're having an AFFAIR???

KATIE:  NO, Waffles! My affairs–

WAFFLES:  BOSS! You're having more than one AFFAIR???

KATIE:  Jeez, Waffles. Calm down. My *affairs* are simply my day-to-days. You know, activities, commitments, appearances... Like my daily naps, my morning snack, my mid-afternoon episode of Bird TV.  Are you taking notes?

WAFFLES:  Um, notes??



KATIE:  Waffles, do you have a status report for me on the whereabouts of all the wand toys and catnip mice?

WAFFLES:  Um. What's a status report?

KATIE:  Waffles, I don't think you're taking your responsibilities very seriously.

WAFFLES:  I liked it better when I was your chief of stuff.


KATIE:  You're in my chair.



39 comments:

  1. MOL @ Chief of Stuff. We love the Oval office too!!

    The Florida Furkids

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  2. You guys totally need to take over the White House and straighten things out!!!

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  3. I think Waffles is the Chief of Laugh

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  4. Chief of Ham Stuff! I'd elect Katie to office.
    ~Vicat

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  5. MOL... guess you better watch what you say around him! Who knows what rumors he can spread ;) Off to vote for Waffles!

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  6. OMC, Katie, my human is DYING for your office! We both love all that pink! Well, I'm actually more into the scratchers.

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  7. MOL! Actually, chief of stuff sounds pretty accurate.. he keeps track of all stuff associated with Katie! Well, supposedly...

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  8. We love your office, Katie. Waffles is Chief of Funny Business!

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  9. Chief of Stuff! LOL!!!! Awww Waffles!! All Hail Madame President Katie! Take care
    x

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  10. We love your office, President Katie. It's purrfect for you!

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  11. The White House has become the Pink House MOL ! Chief of Stuff suits very well to Waffles, President Katie ! Purrs

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  12. Madam President we humbly submit that you need a new Chief of Staff one that respects your position and doesn't steal your chair.

    We also thinks Fenris would make a wonderful bodyguard for you.

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  13. Katie, you should have known it was a mistake to make Waffles your Chief of Staff. ;)

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  14. Wow that is one amazing office, President Katie! Waffles is lucky to follow in your tailcoats :-)

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  15. Katie - you have our vote if you ever run for office. Though you may have to consider a change in staff.... MOL

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  16. You are so so silly, Waffles! In commemoration of this day, I think I will name Maya and Pierson as my Chief of Stuff. :D

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  17. you are just too darned hilarious!!
    "Chief of Stuff" and "Affairs"......too funny!!
    xoxo

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  18. that office is so you Katie,but you two have cracked me up again hehehe,xx Speedy

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  19. Maybe you should join up with Morris. Does he still run for president? You and he would make a good team!

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  20. Loving the office Katie!!! Wow! Pink is SO your color!!!
    ((Husky hugz))

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  21. You best lock him in your cabinet Katie!

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  22. Love what you've done with the Oval Office. It's purrfect.

    --Purrs (and woofs) from Life with Dogs and Cats.

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  23. I am sorry to have to tell you Katie, but I don't think your Chief of Stuff treats you with the respect you deserve.

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  24. Katie, true story: Purple has always been my favorite color. I had a joke with one of my football loving guy friends in high school that when Baltimore got a new football team, he would manage it and I would design the stadium and their uniforms. I said a stadium of purple seats, and the players will wear purple. And HE said, "Laura, that will NEVER happen."...cut to today, go check out the Baltimore Ravens. Purple. ALL PURPLE. So the make over at the White House--totally realistic. And Waff, if Katie won't let you be HER chief of stuff, then we'll hire you. And you can work from your townhouse. We can have conference calls using Skype.
    This way, Katie can run the pink oval office. Maybe if she mandates afternoon naps for the people of congress, there will be less arguing in DC....

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  25. Waffles, overthrow the COTUS! Gingers rule!

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  26. Too funny chief of stuff. Loved this post!
    Sue B

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  27. If you two take over, does it means treats for the nation???

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  28. HAH! Katie’s having day to day affairs! This is rich! UPS came today cos I got 2 packages.

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  29. Sami lubs your pink oval office Katie!

    We all think Waffles has lots of learning to do...but we know you'll learn him, MOL

    Have a great President's Day Katie and Waffles!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  30. This is THE most perfect PINK room she have ever seen. Mum wants to re-decorate! Mum, no not the dining room......

    Silver

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  31. Stuff is what he's really in charge of anyway…catnip toys, wands, etc. You say, "staff" and he says "stuff!" That is the most pawsome and pink oval office. May we come for a visit?Purrs and paw-pats, Mauricio, Misty May, Lily Olivia, Fiona, Giulietta, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  32. ALlie: *squeeeeeeeeeeeee!* WHO KNEW THE OVAL OFFICE WAS PINK???

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    1. exactly? who knew - love the decor though it's purrfect for the cotus and her loyal albeit chicken obsessed catmander of stuff (he's always wanting to be stuffed with chicken) you two rock our world - love the furriest 5: cookie, creme, truffle, snicker and doodle

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  33. Hey, we want a chief of STUFF, too! :)

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  34. Sounds like FUN to be Chief of Stuff *MOL*

    XOXO

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