Monday, January 13, 2014

MISSING: Fate of Freeze Dried Treats Unknown

Hi everyone, Sheriff Katie here.

On the heels of Saturday's freeze dried turkey incident, yet another shocking crime is developing here at the Townhouse. 

While Waffle-proofing the kitchen cabinets, Glogirly and I took inventory of all treats on-hand. According to our records, one whole container of freeze dried salmon is MISSING. Though evidence is strictly circumstantial at this time, foul play is indeed suspected.  

The missing treats in question, a jar of Halo Pets Liv-a-Littles, were last seen on the second shelf of the upper kitchen cabinet behind the taco sauce. It is believed the seal was already broken and therefore the fate of these tasty morsels hangs in the balance. 



Anyone with information that may lead to the rescue of the treats or the apprehension of the perpetrator is encouraged to contact the authorities. The first 48 hours is critical. If these treats are not found soon, I'm afraid we'll be looking at a empty container recovery mission.



WAFFLES:  Recovery mishen? I got your recovery mishen! *blows raspberry*


49 comments:

  1. My dear Katie:
    I suspect you will find the missing item in a kitteh box soon enough.

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  2. Somekitty is really enjoying the treats at your house!

    The Florida Furkids

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  3. Katie...aren't YOU the sammin afficionado? Could you be attempting to *gasp* FRAME Waffles??!

    And who hides sammin treats behind the taco sauce, anyway? That's just crazypants.

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  4. I have to agree with Katnip Lounge...sounds like a frame up!

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  5. If they were behind the taco sauce let's hope Gloman didn't think they were snax

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  6. hmm, maybe that is why I got a empty jar in the mail the other day with no return address.

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  7. It wasn't us! We have three containers of the Halo Liv-a-Little treats, but they're chicken flavored.

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  8. Katie, I would not immediately put the blame on Waffles. I can't say for sure Binga has never left the house, you know!

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  9. We had some of those and they vanished too. Maybe they melt into thin air!

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  10. Hmm, I guess we have an idea of how Waffles got to be such a big kitty now, don't we.. I hope you find the treats before it's totally killed off!
    That last picture of the Treat Bandit... I mean, Waffles, is too funny!

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  11. Alas, when good KittyCops go... salmon...
    *marching with sign
    IF THE SALMON DOESN'T FIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT!*
    ~Vicat

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  12. The raspberry photo is too funny!

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  13. This may be a job for Nike Cat! Me ask Joey if he am seen Nike Cat around... oh that's odd. Where did Joey go? Oh there he am in the phone booth... nope dat's Nike Cat!!! He am flying to your house now. Hope he can help you find those missing treets or at least the jar.

    Purrz,
    Lil Bear

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  14. How did you catch Waffles in the raspberry? That's an awesomely funny photo! - Katie Kat.

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  15. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Noooooooooooo! This is shaping up to be a terrible Crime Spree.

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  16. Is there a serial treat-robber stalking the halls of the townhouse?

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  17. ooooohhhhhh Waffles... uppity goeth before the fall!

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  18. We think you need a fishy breatholizer.
    xxoo
    Maggie

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  19. Waffles, you're being rather bold, aren't you? You're supposed to keep a low profile, buddy, during a police investigation.

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  20. Uh oh. I think Waffles had better lay low for a while.

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  21. hahahaha Waffles. make shur you did not leave DNA or paw print evidence

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  22. Did you look under all of the furniture? My guess its the jar became a toy! Love Dolly

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  23. Katie, do you think it was a cat-burglar who stole the treats? I do know some dog-burglars who would steal salmon flavored treats, if you suspect a dog. I hope you can recover the stolen goods pronto.
    Happy Monday,
    Oz

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  24. Those things are a serious target in this house, too. In fact, this morning, I successfully took out the Dinner Party Sprinkle and sprinkled it on my magic carpet. you'll never find it, Katie. Good luck! - Crepes.

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  25. But Waffles, aren't you supposed to be in some kind of training or something to help peoples??? This does not look good on your record, ya know!

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  26. OMC - You guys crack me up. M is laughing so hard she can hardly type. Now seriously, do you really think that innocent looking Waffles could have possibly pulled off that caper? I think Gloman did it. You really need to watch that Gloman cuz he's sneaky and likes to blame things on cats! Or the other possibility is that Glogirly lost her mind for a day and just thought she had those treats.

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  27. Waffles.........how could you? You're going to give orange kitties a bad name. You must stop stealing. However, we don't think Katie is totally innocent..........hmmmmmmm

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  28. Hmmm a very interesting case you have sherrif !!!
    I hope you find the culprit! Good luck to you! And please if u do catch this criminal pls do tell! Haha!
    ((Husky hugz))

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  29. Oh Waffles!! I know you are innocent!! All us orange Kitties are always innocent! Wink! Wink!
    Your Loyal Orange Kitty Fan!
    Clementine

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  30. I couldn't read anything after you mentioned "salmon". Mmmm.... SALMON!!!!!!!
    Cammie!

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  31. Nice raspberry Waffles ! To hide treats behind the taco sauce is typically a human trick. One of your human does know how a salmon treat tastes with taco sauce. Which one ? Purrs

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  32. We think he's hiding them for later, ha ha ha! Smart move, Waffles!

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  33. ROFL. Waffles you are a hoot! Katie I think those treats are long gone.
    Sue B

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  34. Ooh my cod that is an epidemic crime wave!

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  35. Faraday: ooooh WAIT. I have the most DELICIOUS idea for a FULL Recovery Mission!

    Waff!!

    Go round up all of Katie's fave stuff...and HURL the - uh- remains...yeah, REMAINS... all over it.

    That'll teach her who's boss 'round these here parts. Yeah.

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  36. I say he's innocent on this one! No way did he open a jar of treats himself!! MOL!
    xoxo

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  37. Katie you need to conduct a strip search
    Lily

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  38. Curious and curiouser...we wonders who might be behind these missing treats? Waffles looks far to innocent and Katie, hmmmm...we think thou dost protest too much! A diversion is always a good thing, MOL

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  39. As your lawyer, Katie, I’ve read this piece and think the culprit was a Human! I’ve seen those jars and you need thumbs to open them. I think one of the Glo’s was feeding W2 on the sly and won’t admit it to you.

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  40. Hmmm, hate to say so but I think the treats may be un-recoverable!

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  41. I agree with the Katnip Lounge , Who is so crazypanted that they hide the treats behind the Taco sauce ??!!

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  42. Oh, Waffles! You clever little kitty you... or is it really Katie, trying to shift the blame?

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  43. Waffles, we know those salmon treats are long gone. Now fess up, where did you hide that container? You are too, too funny in your raspberry photo. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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