Thursday, August 15, 2013

Enquiring Cats Want To Know: Milk Spill Exclusive


Minneapolis, MN
Associated Cat Press

News of a tsunami-sized milk spill has been flooding the blogosphere. Initial reports indicate a golden-eyed, orange cat, answering to the name 'Waffles' is allegedly behind the catastrophic spill that took place at a Minneapolis townhome, Sunday, August 11.

Eyewitness Cat Katie, describes the events immediately preceding the spill:

"It was just an ordinary Sunday morning. Glogirly was eating her raisin bran in the living room and Waffles was sniffing my, well, you know. Waffles was all 'Meow, play with me, meow' in her face, so she set her still half-full cereal bowl down on the end table and got out the wand toy."


Waffles Behavior "Out of Control"

As Glogirly tried  to untangle the wand toy, Katie witnessed what can only be described as extremely erratic and alarming behavior.

"Waffles was out of control. Before Glogirly could free the toy from it's snarled mess, he was attacking her. 

Flailing his arms, bunny kicking and taking names. 

When she finally freed the toy, Waffles went for it. He was jumping like a gymnast and flipping like a fish. Back and forth, flip and flop...he was banking off the walls and skidding on the floors.

It was a real brou ha ha."



The Mother of All Jumps

And then it happened. According to Katie, Waffles flew six feet into the air, projectiling across the room and coming down with a full 180 degree twist right into the cereal bowl. You can't make this stuff up.

Sources indicate HBO words were exchanged as Glogirly & Gloman cleaned up the mess from the walls, floor, rug, sofa, chair, tables, lamps and Waffles himself.

















Waffles' spokesperson has hinted the orange kitten is in talks with the American Dairy Association and may soon be sporting the famous milk mustache. Katie says he better clean off the milk crusties from his forehead before he starts signing any pawtographs.



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50 comments:

Victoria Henderson said...

I am... actually pretty impressed with that hang time!
~Vicat

Dash Kitten said...

* wpies away tears of laughter *

Oh. Dear. Sorry katie you must be have been traumatised beyond belief.

* hides hankie used to dry tears of laughter *

This is just TOO shocking!!

Dash Kitten

Cheysuli and gemini said...

That was one small target to hit Waffles. You go! Yeah I know, I'm not the one who had to clean up....

Maxwell, Faraday and Allie said...

Well *we* heard he's been contacted by MDA (that's Milk Divers Anonymous) with a plea:admitting he has a problem is the first, crucial step.

### HOLD THE PRESSES! ###

Allie: Katie! I hear the Betty Furred Clinic has a Wand Toy 2-for-1 discount running through August.

What say we bundle up The Brats and buy a One-Way for them?

RogueFiccer said...

Nice going, Waffles! Great aim to hit a target that small! Bummer the bowl was full when you hit it, though.

Patty Woodland said...

Waffles we all know you just wanted your daily Vitamin D allotment

Silver Meow said...

Nice Waffles! it's going to be waffles and milk now... hehe

The Wolff Den said...

I love Katie's expression

Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

Do we need to do an intervention? I never noticed those pointy ear tip tufts before, hmmm...

Pasha said...

Very impressive Waffles! but dude, you're licking the wrong end of the bowl!
PS. Why is there a Bear picture on your wall?

Ann Staub said...

Wow - what a shocking story! :) Waffles may need to work on his landing skills it sounds like.

The Swiss Cats said...

Really impressive Waffles ! Only one kitty for all that mess...

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Honestly? Sounds like a fun time to me! But then, I live in California! Only minutes from Hollywood!

The Kitties of Purring Pines said...

Wow! That's an impressive way to make a big mess! We hope everyone has recovered!

Austin Towers said...

Katie, Katie! How do you put up with it all? Talk about invasion of one's space. He's made space in the space!!! But there is no good crying …… etc!

One day, Katie, one day!! ;)

Daisy said...

Way to go Wafflemaniac!

speedyrabbit said...

hehehehe sorry its just so comical,xx Rachel

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

You've been telling us he's a maniac, Katie. Now it's finally coming to light.

The Island Cats said...

Waffles, even in my younger days, I don't think I've ever done anything as crazy as that! Good job, lil' buddy!!

Wally

Hannah and Lucy said...

We wish we had seen you in action Waffles!
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Selina said...

Katie, you're right: He IS crazy! MOL

HBO words are NEVER good .... nope, not ever ... when they start flyin', you KNOW you're in for it!

Purrz!
Selina

Belle Kozlowski said...

He actually answers to Waffles? - wow, I let my staff call me and I just kinda look at them. But as for the milk incident - was can staff expect - the bowl was left in a prime war zone.
still - i hope the milk comes out of the carpet

We are said...

You are quite impressive, Waffles!! Did Glogirly at least let you help clean up the milk? ;)

Purrs,
Carmine and Milita

Squeedunk Cats and Z-Girl said...

Waffles, Glogirly should know better than to leave anything within play radius of the wand toy. When we play Da Bird w. Z Girl, she clears paths for us and has nothing liquid around. Really, you need to get yourself a good press agent because I think you could have a rebuttle in one of the other rag-mags...talk about Katie and Glogirly, selling you out...way to go Air Waffles!

CatLadyDaily said...

Never a dull moment in the townhouse with Waffles on the prowl! Sorry, Katie! :)

Alice Marie said...

Wow, Waffles is so athletic. But maybe he needs some help from Yoda so he can learn to control the force.

*wink*

Nature by Dawn said...

I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying over spilled milk! :D

Simba said...

Oh, so THAT'S you story is it?

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

Oh my we can't help but wonder if he is on something. High octane nip maybe.

Really Katie not sure how you handle this.

Caren Gittleman said...

too darned funny!

Debby Hanoka said...

Oh, Katie, how to you put up with that hoolikitten who calls himself Waffles?

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Mariodacat said...

Waffles is just too too funny. Poor Katie - sweetie - he really is a hand full isn't it! Maybe you should ship him off to CK to hang around with the boys from the Hood!

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Waffles, this is HAMMY. I think you are AWESOME.

RiverfrontCats said...

Waffles, that was a hell of a jump. You can build a career as a professional acrobat.

katsrus said...

LOL Waffles I don't think you will ever live this one down. Those are some awesome jumps.
Sue B

Meg & Quill said...

You look good with a tache...

Cathy Keisha said...

HAH! During all of that GG had the foresight to get the camera while Gloman was scrubbing. HAH!

Clooney said...

We want on of THOSE wand toys! W2 you are such a character and theese jumps of yours...unbelievable! Cool photos.

Eileen said...

OMC, that is soooo funny! Life is never boring with Waffles around, is is Katie?

Mom says she loves the mag cover!

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

Derby, Ducky said...

Way to go Waffles. Mum never lets her cereal bowl alone for us to dive into. Although we do get to lick up the last bit of milk.

Clean up? Your tongue should have been in high gear!

Two French Bulldogs said...

We know Gloman did it
Snorts,
Benny & Lily

Sweet Purrfections said...

We've got to admit that we're pretty impressed!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Oh my gosh! Wow! That's all I can say.. WOW! MOL!!!!!

Nerissa said...

Oh my...
Oh my......
OH MY.........

I am speechless and, believe it or not, that doesn't happen very often.

Purrs,
Nissy

Kjelle Bus said...

Waffle´s you sure have THE moves !!
XOXO

Ann Boyajian said...

Wow, Katie, you sure have your paws full! You have a hellicat for a roommate. Although, in his defense he didn't do it on purpose. Louie and Wilbur think any liquid in a bowl means playtime.

Random Felines said...

oh Waffles.....at least you are cute :)

Deb Barnes said...

Just look at that cat... not even an ounce of guilt on his face. Thank goodness you were able to recap the whole horrific event with such un-exaggerated detail, Katie! Purrs from the Zee and Zoey gang

Kitties Blue said...

Finally, the story is told. An accident and not a deliberate act to get at the milk and cereal. Waffles, we would guess all was forgiven quickly, as you didn't even break the bowl. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Guilietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Sassmuffins said...

I think this was no accident. Waffles is more clever than you give him credit for! Just too bad you can't eat cereal from a sippy cup!