Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Does This Scratcher Make My Butt Look Big?


Hi everyone, Katie here.

We got another new scratcher. Glogirly said she was sick and tired of me and Waffles... ok, me... scratching the polka dot rug at dinnertime.

Can I help it if I have nothing to do but twiddle my ...oh wait, no thumbs. Can I help it if I have nothing to do but sharpen my claws while I'm waiting for her to dole out the food?

The new scratcher is nice and all, but it's very small. I'm concerned, especially given my weigh-in at the V-E-T tomorrow, that it makes my back seat look a little, well largish.


Here, if I tuck it all in...is this better?



WAFFLES:  Um... not really, Boss.


KATIE:  Yeah?  Who asked you, Waffles?


43 comments:

  1. Katie there is nothing wrong with a bit of zaftig

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  2. Doesn't an older cat need a larger caboose because otherwise younger cats wouldn't know that you are the bigger cat? I think it's a fact and senior cats get larger to stay ahead of them. At least that's the story I'm sticking to...

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  3. Yeah, nobody asked you, Waffles!

    We like big butts and we cannot lie!
    Yours is purrfectly pawportioned, Katie.

    Happy Tuxie Tuesday! XOXO

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  4. What does Waffles know, Katie? Your tushie is just fine and you're beautiful.

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  5. A bigger backside means we are in charge! We have to keep those little orange ones in line, ya know.

    Purrs,
    Milita

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  6. Katie, Sweet Darling! Your back side is PURRFECTION itself! There is nothing I would rather do than teleport over and lay my floofy head right in the softest part of your furs and have a nappy. XOXOXO You know what you can tell that v-e-t at the stabby place, don't you? Yes, I was sure you did.

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  7. Your backside looks bigger because of the perspective of the first picture, that's all. In reality your butt is absolutely purrfect for a cat lady.

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  8. I totally think Glogirly should have gotten you a bigger scratcher, Katie! Having NOTHING to do with your weigh-in - just because all kitties deserve bigger and better scratchers!

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  9. Yes, it's big! Don't let her know that we said it, Waffles! :)

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  10. You look maaahvelous, darling, and the new scratcher looks very nice with you on it.

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  11. You look beautiful, Katie. Don't listen to the orange teenager!

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  12. Ignore the ginger whinger. Good luck at the blood stealers. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  13. Waffles Waffles, you have lots to learn when it comes to Ladycats. ;)

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  14. Oh, Waffles, you're never going to get a girlfriend if you say things like that!

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  15. Katie, we like big butts...we cannot lie... ;)

    pee ess...we have lots of scratchers and we still like to scratch the rug.

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  16. Katie, we think your butt looks just dandy. That does look like a good scratcher. Waffles, you are too cute. We love the ginger cats. Have a great day.

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  17. You look purrrrfect me to sweetheart. I wish my ummm behind looked as good as yours!

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  18. That is good if your humans can successfully switch you from rug to scratcher. Your booty is bodacious!

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  19. We think that little scratcher must be for Waffles. You deserve a larger and more elegant one!


    The Florida Furkids

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  20. Oh Katie! You look PURR-fect, sweetie. Don't you listen to Waffles - he's a BOY! What does HE know anyway?

    Good luck @ your weigh-in today!

    (PS - I claw the carpet, too.)

    PURRZ!
    Selina

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  21. That evil flashy box plays nasty tricks on pictures sometimes. This is a prime example!

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  22. Um, Waffles? A little tip--never comment on a ladycat's weight. :-) Just sayin'

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  23. Hi Katie, I think that your mom may have bought the wrong size scratching thingy. After all, the polka dot rug is way bigger.

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  24. Katie, everyone looks bigger from behind ;)

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  25. OMC! Look how cute your butt is! Some of us are envious.

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  26. Allie: Well at least YOUR human (and monster-child brother) aren't singing ridiculous tunes about you being Full FIgured.

    Honestly, the things I put up with - it's enough to drive a girlcat MAD.

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  27. Ummm Waffles you may want to just play on your own scratcher...teehee
    Katie Momma gets upset with us when we use the DR rug for our own scratching fun too. We dont understand why.

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  28. Uhmm Katie, Dolly here, I know I'm a dog but that is not a good angle for you. Maybe let Glogirly know that you refuse to be photographed from behind (heehee!). Love Dolly

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  29. Waffles' butt looks big. HAH! I think you should stick with scratching on the rug. I know *I* won't scratch on cardboard.

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  30. You have purrfectly formed floof Miss Katie! Just Meowing!!! ;)

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  31. Hate to say it, Katie, but your bootie is looking a little on the biggish side. Looks as if you need to suck in your tummy as well. Hope the V-E-T's scale is on the fritz. We think you might not meet whatever your target weight is supposed to be. We do like your new scratcher, but it is a little small. Will that actually stop you from scratching the rug? It's never worked with our Fiona. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  32. That's a cool scratcher. Katie you look good!
    Sue B

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  33. You looks purrfectly shaped to us Katie. Besides, doesn't the camera at 10 lbs? At least that's what we've heard, MOL

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  34. As long as W2 doesn't scratch your...um, well, all will be okay!

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  35. Yes, you have a huge butt. BOL
    Waffles made us say it!
    Benny & Lily

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  36. Well dear, we hate to say it, but you look much slimmer in the second picture than in the first. We're sure it's camera angles and all that.

    Love,
    Tipper & Misty

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  37. you look awesome Katie!xx Speedy

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  38. That Waffles sails pretty close to the wind - right?

    OK OK Waffles what derring do, what bravery, what noive.

    * runs away at Kaite approaches *

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  39. You can reserve a karaoke room for free, and every song is $1 while you're in there; you pay the karaoke machine directly. I've never been outside in the general bar area, but my friends say it costs $2 per song out there? Not sure. how can I make my butt bigger naturally

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