Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Doctor, Doctor

KATIE:  I feel like I'm losing control.


KATIE:  I can't eat. I can't sleep.

DOCTOR:  Really?

KATIE:  It's not that I don't want to. It's just that my dish is always empty and my bed is always full.

DOCTOR:  Is the girl not feeding you?

KATIE:  No, that's not it. I think someone is following me. Watching me.  Reading my thoughts and taking notes.

DOCTOR:  Um....

KATIE:  *audible gasp*

DOCTOR:  Um, I just think your pear's annoyed.

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  1. Don't worry Katie, it's all going to be OK.

  2. We agree with Patty. It's okay, Katie. With the exception of Abbi, we've been through this. We love you, dear friend. Purrs, Ateret and Livia

  3. Allie: It's not paranoia if they're really out to get you. I should know.

  4. Katie Katie Katie... Always check the doctors credentials BEFORE you tell him anything! There's something fishy about this guy, and I'm not just talking about your foods on his breath! MOL

  5. Katie, I am not so sure about this shrink's credentials!

  6. Ha ha the shrink is orange??????? Katie you are seeing orange everywhere never mind the pear. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  7. MOL, were with Molly the Wally... Somethings real strange with that Doctor..MOL xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  8. You should have checked this shrink out first. He looks familiar ... Oh Katie, hopefully Waffles Too will learn to respect you, The Boss, soon.

  9. Those glasses are a good disguise .........NOT!

  10. OMD! What a fruity feelin you had there Katie ;P

    Waggin at ya,

    PeeS: There's a poll on my site. When you have a moment, pawlease stop by and 'vote'. Thanks! :)

  11. Did that shrink have a store-bought diploma on his wall?

  12. Katie, more nip...you need more nip...that will help you forget all your problems...

  13. too funny!! "pear's annoyed" I think Katie and I have a lot in common :)

  14. Miss Katie, we thinks you need some of Glogirly's flowers to calm your nerves... otherwise, we may needs to send you on a vacation.... hey... there's a though... wonder how things are in Sweden right about now???

  15. We're a little concerned about your doctor too....he looks oddly familiar!!

    The Florida Furkids

  16. Um ... Waffles Two ... MomKatt says that impersonating a medical professional MIGHT just be illegal ... Katie, I'd find a good lawyer if I were you.

    If there ARE "good" lawyers ... MOL!


    1. Pears annoyed - very good! I obviously got it first time, and BOL but typist has to read it a few times *rolls eyes* Perhaps you should come and stay wiv me for a bit of a break!

  17. Oh my cat..he's everywhere! He's like a bad penny. (always turns up- mol!)

  18. Doctor Doctor
    Gimme the news
    I've got a bad case of
    Orange Mews!

  19. waffles...plan P iz werkin....when ya get ta plan S...rememburr yur momz fav rite food iz SALMON...

    ya noe if her wood just fess up that her IZ yur mom, her wood knot knead ta bee pear annoyed

    her could just bee plane annoyed coz thatz what kidz due best for ther pear ents !

  20. Poor poor Katie's safe sanctuary has turned into a torture chamber
    Benny & Lily

  21. just give him a whapping katie every time he misbehaves,xxSpeedy

  22. Katie, remember this always. GINGERS RULE.

  23. Katie, you may not get such great advice from your Doctor, sweetie~just sayin...Happy Tuesday, adorable friends...xoox...Calle, Halle, Sukki

  24. Shouldn't that pear be on Katie's head??

    awesome post, very clever!!

  25. Oh Oh !
    Katie DON´T listen to that shrink !
    They are all crazypant´s !!

  26. Katie, honey, dew realise that diagnosis is a bit of a lemon? In fact it made me quince! You are a damson in distress ........ xx

  27. Slip some tranquilizers in Waffle Too's drink Katie! You need to rest girl!

  28. now, now, Katie...what makes you so nervous? Why are you so alarmed by teh good Doctor? He only wants what's best for you. That's why you should just lay down on teh crazy couch, um, I mean chasse lounge, and shut your eyes - breeve deeeeeeep...good, good...try to think soothing thoughts...block out all outside noises...no, that is not the sound of someone eating out your bowl...no, you do not hear someone sharpening their orange claws on your special blue seat...No! keep those eyes shut...deeeep brefs, there you go...

    okay! now! pounce, W2! pounce! heeeeehehehehe....

  29. Haha! TW had to read that one out load to get it. She's a bit slow. haha! You know, Katie, I'm as fed up as you are. I'm sending one of my hit men to the Townhouse to off the little orange monster.

  30. Deep breaths Katie, deep breaths...it's all a dream...a horrible nightmare of a dream...the wee orange one isn't old enough for a job like that - yet...there's still time to have the "boys from Jersey" do a number on him

  31. Waffles Too,
    psst, I'm an orange guy, too. Anytime you need protection from Katie, just say the word :)

  32. Katie! KATIE! Wake up! It's gotta be just a bad dream!!!! KAAAAA=TIEEEEEEE!!!!
    Play bows,

  33. Attack! Attack! Oh Sorry! me was having a nightmare about bratty little brothers rising up and taking over our world...

  34. So funny! It's time Katie...time to accept your kid brother and share your space, your bed, your food....He's your brother and he loves you!


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