Hi everyone, Katie here.
There's been an incident. Multiple incidents. THREE to be exact. And I'll give you ONE guess who's to blame.
It was an ordinary day. I was just innocently hanging out in the piano room, admiring my modern cat tree, when Waffles Too entered the room and commandeered the third level of my tree.
I might add, he did NOT seek permission to approach, let alone climb my cat tree. I guess some cats just need to look down on others to feel good about themselves.
The next thing I know, I'm being attacked from the sky. Waffles Too waited for me to come just a few feet closer and then WHAM. He dove from skyscraper heights and landed right on my back. Friends, you will have to take my word for this, as it was impossible to capture his maneuver on camera given the speed of the assault.
And then it happened.
GLOGIRLY: Yes, I'd like to report a false alarm.
GLOGIRLY: Yes, everything is fine,
GLOGIRLY: No, it was just the cats.
GLOGIRLY: Yes, cats.
GLOGIRLY: Just two.
GLOGIRLY: Well we have this new kitten and I guess his claws on the hardwood floor ...
GLOGIRLY: No, really. We're all okay.
GLOGIRLY: Thank you. Bye.
Fast forward 24 hours. Waffles Too does it again.
Fast forward 48 hours. AGAIN.
So now the security guy with the toolbelt has to come to the townhouse. Great. Just great. I'm going to post this mug shot at the front door so he knows what he's dealing with.
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