Monday, December 10, 2012

Katie: Victimized Again


Hi everyone, Katie here.

I feel I need to apprise you of my situation. This new Waffles TOO character, well...I have reason to believe he's hiding a criminal past. 

I'm not really a paranoid kitty. Well, maybe a little. Only if someone is following me. Or calling my name. Or looking at me. Whatever...paranoia aside, someone is out to get me.


Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched? I do. Every minute of every hour of every day. Except when the pea-eyed monster sleeps. 

I hear footsteps. All the time. Sometimes they're slow, soft, hardly audible.  Other times, it's like a herd of wild horses wearing high heels. Yet, I can't see a thing. 

Glogirly says it's all in my imagination. 


I know better. I don't have an imagination. I have a stalker. An orange, pea-eyed, maniacal stalker.

I'm certain he's touched my tail when I wasn't looking. Sniffed my whiskers when I was sleeping. He's been drinking my water and eating my food too. There's no telling what he's capable of. 


Sure, I can defend myself. I've had seven years of feline martial arts training. I have a black & white belt.


But I'm a lady. I try to conduct myself with a certain ... decorum. 

Therefore I have no other choice than to seek assistance through the appropriate legal channels. 



Cathy Keisha – expect my call.





44 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Yeah. I feel your pain. I had it. I still have it. Watch out for cat bottoms trying to land on your head too.

Cory said...

Oh Katie...when you mentioned decorum my mom laughed out loud. You heard me. She isn't taking you serious. And I'm still hearing squeeing noise coming from her every time she sees Waffles. I hope CK can help.

Pasha said...

Oh dear! We knew it was only a matter of time! Katie, I have to let you in one something else you might not be aware of.... He is also stealing the majority of your blog shots!!!

Mr. Black said...

Look at that mug shot! He has the look of a hardened criminal!

Check out the size of his paws. OMC. He's going to be a HUGE cat.
I'm thinking that a restraining order might not be enough.

Ann Paws said...

Lol! Maybe your lawyer can dig up his past secrets and criminal records.

Patty Woodland said...

I don't know Katie - I think you should embrace Waffles TOO. Like Sherpa embraces Harry

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh Katie, you have it worse than I did. When Chubbs moved in, I am the one that approached him, pushed him and bit his ears. You might want to give it a try before IT wins over the Glogirly and the man
Benny & Lily

Maxwell, Faraday and Allie said...

Allie: oooh! Why didn't I think of that! BRILL! Simply BRILL!

Is CK for hire? *glares at Faraday*

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

You need security? Just say the word. *looking menacing*

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

While I don't know Waffle's background, I do know that his age is not a defense! Binga was just 8 weeks old when she was jailed at the meanest, hardest kitty prison in Los Angeles! She has always been a lawbreaker and continues until this very day. So I would be surprised if the small one had a criminal past.

Dorothy Abernathy said...

I don't if your aware of the fact that Cathy Keisha is currently involved in a dispute with a tree. A Balsam to be exact. I don't know if you want representation from a self proclaimed Getto Kitty if she is intimidated by a tree, no matter what it's name. Just sayin'. Good luck though.
Purrs to you,
Mistletoe & Hitch

Molly The Wally said...

You have a shadadadow. Have a marvelous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

The Kitties of Purring Pines said...

Stay proactive Katie. These little squirts think they can take over our worlds!

Brian said...

Ya wanna know the truth Katie? I think he is really a puppy!

Fenris and the Cats said...

Just wait, he'll turn into a pouncer for sure. Then you'll have to wrestle with him. Be gentle Katie he is just a kitten.

Selina said...

Katie, keep your guard up! He's trying to get next to you! Don't give him the satisfaction!

(Boy is he cute ... stop it MomKatt!)

Exasperated purrs,
Selina

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

Oh dear, youth is fleeting.
However, being adult with a youth around can be ... agony.

FURKIDSMOM said...

We think this requires further investigation. Mom keeps saying how cute he is...yeah right Mom....can't you see he has the face of a maniacal stalker?????? Sheeesh.....Moms...

The Florida Furkids

haopee said...

What in the world?!?! Tabbies can't be trusted! I can't believe you allowed to have one enter your home!

Be careful! Be VERY careful!

Huggies and Cheese,

Haopee

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

MOL. Waffles Too does have a rather "Chucky-esque" look to him...maybe it is the orange fur?

Bernadette said...

Katie, the Four Housecats of the Apocalypse have turned a few hardened kittens around along with our job of killing basement mousies. We'll be glad to take him on for you.

Simba said...

MOL! Too, Waffles.

Katnip Lounge said...

FREE WAFFLES TOO!!!!!

How do we know that Katie DOESN'T have something to hide!?!

Like a shoelace, perhaps...

Belle said...

oh honey - you show him who 'da boss. - U bigger 'den he iz - staff maybe needs more supervision of this guy

Terri said...

You poor dear--having a new sibling must be terribly hard on you. I say return the favor and let Waffles Too be the victim :)

Prancer Pie said...

MOL MOL MOL!!! Poor Katie, restraining orders don't work. Princeton ate his.

Nerissa said...

Yup. He's a stalker all right. But one thing... just how will this restraining order thingy work with you both livin' under the same roof? purrs

speedyrabbit said...

Tut...tut...tut Katie its christmas and he's young and dosen't know very much,now go and teach him how to behave and forget lawsuites, Xx Speedy

Cole Cat said...

Uh oh! It's just a matter of time. Good for you on being proactive. Gonna have to nip this in the bud! Purrs...from your friends at Colehauscats.com

Did someone say nip?

Kjelle Bus said...

Waffles Too sure is a cute little stalker , Katie :)

Cathy Keisha said...

Katie, don't listen anyone named Mistletoe. I'm street smart and can no only defend you, but I'll send my bois over and they'll make W2 wish he was back in the shelter. Na mean? We can make over that cutesy little face of his.

LP said...

He's a pretty cute stalker for your first stalking experience don't you think Katie? He'll probably use the restraining order to wipe his cute stalker butt with Katie...just sayin...he IS a kitten afterall... they are capable of all sorts of crazy...

the critters in the cottage xo

Meg & Quill said...

And no! Very suspicious.

The Island Cats said...

Katie, you want me to come over with the cuffs?? We can lock that boy up.

Wally

The Musings Of A Crazy Cat Lady said...

Good girl, Katie! We knew if Waffles Too pushed you around too much that you'd call in the Marines, um... I mean Cathy Keisha.

Eileen said...

Mom says "What a sweet mugshot!"

Sasha says, "Keep an eye out for that little thing, 'cuz if your mom figures out you're okay with it she might bring home more!"

Sami and Saku figure that's okay!!!

Sasha, Sami, & Saku

Sam said...

Hi Katie, Waffles needs to be on a leash. What do you think?

meowmeowmans said...

Maybe you should make Waffles Too wear a BELL, Katie!

MizzBassie said...

Katie, think twice, no three times, before getting the law involved. You know how the legal system works: before you know it, the other party's lawyer will be dragging up things from your own past and making that fly you caught look like first degree murder. Be careful.

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

A restraining order -- too funny!

savannahspawtracks.com said...

bust his ....well, ahem...you know what I mean, just sayin'...paw pats Savannah

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Uh, darling, aren't you just the TINIEST bit embarrassed to be unnerved by a 3-lb. blob or marmalade?? Woman Up, Katie. Whap him! Show him you're the Boss of him!!

Oskar said...

The cute ones can be trouble!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

CAPB said...

I love this. It is so cute!