Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Wednesday Waffles EXCLUSIVE


Hello everyone, I'm Wolf Blitzer and you're in the Situation Room.

Sources indicate Waffles, the mysterious ginger cat seen in and around GLOGIRLY.com, is planning on making an historic announcement sometime tomorrow.

It's not yet known if there will be an official press conference, or even if press will be allowed near the popular cat blog. Blogosphere pundits are busy speculating what the orange mystery cat will say.




CATHY KEISHA:  Yo! This ghetto kitty doesn't spill for no one! Na mean?



WALLY:  As a pawfficer of the law, I am not at liberty to comment on this particular situation.










RUMBLES:  Despite our guerilla tactics, the Waffles Task Force has not received any credible leads to date. I anxiously await tomorrow's announcement. ANXIOUSLY.


ZOEY:  Frankly, I've never understoood the fascination with this...what do you call him?  "Waffles?"  What kind of name is THAT?









WOLF:  Clearly you won't want to miss tomorrow's highly anticipated announcement. Until then, I'm Wolf Blitzer.




37 comments:

  1. Hehe can't wait for the announcement! Always such cliffhangers...

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  2. It better be a REAL announcement or I'm sending ABBYGOAT out there to but the truth out of you

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  3. While we're at it, just exactly WHO is Wolf Blitzer???

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  4. Oh dear, I can only hope he hasn't lost his catmanly jewels!

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  5. We GOTTA get to the bottom of this!! I'm seeing Waffles EVERYWHERE! *looking behind sofa*

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  6. Why is everyone talking about a cat who has the IQ of a st....

    Oops! I had better keep my mouth shut.

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  7. We can't wait. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  8. Sigh at least we got to look at Wolf's beautiful BLUE eyes. ~Scylla

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  9. Ummm... okay, not to cause any undue panic or concern, but has anyone else noticed that Katie is conspicuously absent from this breaking news story? Oh well... I'm sure everything is just purr-fect. Now back to me... can someone please get me a saucer of warm milk and a plate of smoked salmon? All this waffle talk is making me hungry...

    Zoey

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  10. OMC! Deb you're right! Katie is NOT in this!

    I'm so excited - can't wait to hear what the announcement is!

    PURRS!
    Selina

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  11. Is this that fiscal cliffhanger?

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  12. What goes on in da hood stays in da hood. … I can be bribed you know!

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  13. We wonder about Katie too....Hmmmm.....have Waffles and Katie flown the coop?

    The Florida Furkids

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  14. donno what the fuss is all about I already know who Waffles is...your Speedy Detective

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  15. The Blitzer featured here is MUCH better looking (and, no doubt, smarter) than the one I try to avoid on the teevee.

    As you may or may not know, I have been working this case as a P.I. hired by the lady. Although reliable information is scarce, my conclusion is that Waffles the cat has sold his likeness to be purchased for use on the internet. I'm sticking to that theory. I look forward to tomorrow's announcement. And, it better be good.

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  17. Can't wait to hear the big news! :)

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  18. hey Cathy Keisha!...I got some tuna and a feather I can offer ya, so dish on Waffles situation..'kay? come on...you know you wanna talk...smell the tuna CK...oh, and yeah, why do I care anyways...this cat is like, well, how shall I say this...hmmmm...missing some links between those cute ears...just sayin'

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  19. You should send this to Wolf! He has a Twitter account.

    Christie from lifewithbeagle.com

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  20. We can't wait for the announcement. Abbi says she'll even stop eating (shocking)while she's reading it tomorrow!

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  21. Drats! We hates waiting! *tapping paws and waiting, waiting, waiting...* From the impatient ones at Colehauscats.com

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  22. *tail STILL quivering*
    I just wanna know iz there SUMTHIN about this I can POUNCE???
    *pouncy mood*
    I MAYBE overnipped in excitement, but itz presc..purrsscr... Dr. Stabby Guy sedd I can haz it!!
    ~Vicat

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  23. Katie... youze a big teazer aren't you....
    Harry, Dexter and Tipp

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  24. Yes we did notice Katie is missing. Hmm. Another big contest? Or maybe Katie has gone soft and would like to adopt a sibling-- our three-legged kitten Sophie--rhymes with Katie.
    She still needs a home...
    www.riverfrontcats.com
    Christine

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  25. Maybe Wally won't speak because he really IS Waffles...

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  26. Ut oh, we wonder if he'll need Gloria Allred
    Benny & Lily

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  27. I will be waiting with mouse bailted breff!

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  28. You think he's going to propose to Katie?
    Purrs

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  29. I don't think I CAN wait. I have to know NOW. NOW, I tell you.

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  30. We can't wait! We think Waffles is a delishus name & wish we had thought of it first!

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  31. We're wondering exactly what Sparkle almost *almost* said. MOL!

    The suspense is just about killing Faraday. We're not kidding. He could care less, but Allie's all tied in knots over it and is reeeeeally taking it out on him. Better dish before the brat gets it!

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