Thursday, November 8, 2012

Behind-the-Scenes with Zoey & Twix, Jurors #5 & #9


Hi everyone, Katie here.

Can you believe it? Only 2 more days until The Friskies voting comes to an end. And only 2 more days to go behind the scenes with the cast of "Katie Is...ACCUSED." Today we're zeroing in on Jurors #5 and #9, Twix & Zoey.

You may not know Twix, a.k.a. Juror #5, but I bet you know about his famous Cat Balls!  NO, not THAT kind of balls! Twix's human is the creator of Jennas Red Rhino's Cat Ballsl!

Our second guest is Zoey, the beautiful bengal serving as Juror #9. Most of you will recognize her from The Chronicles of Zee & Zoey.  ...they're the ones that hosted the Cat Ruler of the World contest!


KATIE:  Twix I'd like to start with you.

TWIX:

KATIE:  Twix??  TWIX!!!

TWIX:  *muffled mew*

KATIE:  Twix, if you're ready to join us...we'd all love to know your favorite part of my video, "Katie Is...ACCUSED."

TWIX:  Oh, sorry. I was busy cat balling. My favorite part? Well I love the sound in your video!






KATIE:  Your kidding, right?  That piano dribble that Glogirly made up?  She can't even tell me what key it's in. If her piano teacher sees this video, she'll have some splainin' to do.

TWIX:  I also got a chuckle out of the newspaper headlines. "IF THERE IS NO SPIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT."

KATIE:  Gloman says those were HIS idea. But we all know they were MINE.  Ok, Twix...the $15,000 question:  Guilty or Innocent:

TWIX:  I feel the trailer is suggesting that the DOG got Katie framed...just sayin'.  Ok, gotta get back to my Cat Ball.





KATIE:  So Miss Zoey, thanks for being here. What was YOUR favorite part of "Katie Is...ACCUSED"?

ZOEY:  Well Katie, I must say I was quite partial to the fashionable tie that Cathy Keisha was wearing in your signature pink color. Being the diva that I am, I feel a properly accessorized feline is essential to one's image and I even thought your silver cuffs were quite becoming.

KATIE:  *tilts head, pats wrist with paw*

ZOEY:  That being said, I am quite disappointed that whoever created this video did not find it necessary to stylize me to the hilt while I was in the jury box, on camera. I wasn't even given a tiara...

KATIE:  *whispers under breath*  DIVA??? Well THAT's an understatement.

ZOEY:  I'm sure it was an oversight made by that inept charming assistant of yours, Waffles, and I hope if I am in another one of your law breaking escapades (which is bound to happen, given your prior propensity to breaking the law), that this glaring oversight does not happen again.

KATIE:  So Zoey, if you're done talking about yourself, how about you tell us what the other cats of Zee & Zoey are saying about the video.

ZOEY:  Truth be told, they are saying nothing. To this day, I don't think Zee even realized he was part of your Real Housecat Series, as he napped through the whole episode and we do not allow the kittens to watch videos, especially those that are FG rated (Feline Glorified.) I would prefer to be the star in our house.

KATIE: Ok, I'm almost afraid to ask. Guilty or Innocent?

ZOEY:  Why guilty, of course.

KATIE:  Of COURSE???

ZOEY:  What sensible cat could possibly resist pulling and chewing a good shoelace?  Oh dear, wait a minute, that came out wrong.

*gasps, meows, howls echo throughout the townhouse studio*

ZOEY:  Everyone, please calm down - let me rephrase. Why innocent, of course. On the grounds that it is engrained in the very nature of our feline being to pull and chew shoelaces. Cats cannot help themselves and therefore, KATIE IS INNOCENT. I rest my case - can we please go home now and nap? I need to polish my jewels.



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27 comments:

Mr. Black said...

Zoey has a very mystical, unearthly glow/aura about her.
I think this should have disqualified her for jury duty.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

MOL! Awesome!

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Love the Diva's verdict. MOL.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

My paws are crossed for you, Katie! My human saw one of those Friskies awards in St. Louis and said they were awesome! She is also probably going to the awards show in Los Angeles on Wednesday... right after her dental appointment!

Kjelle Bus said...

LOVE the Divas I mean Zoey´s verdict *mol*

Mollie said...

Nellie has sent us over to vote, wez do az we are told, nothing like the wrath of Nellie MOL xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

Molly The Wally said...

We voted for you. Have a terrific Thursday.
Best wishes Molly

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

Nellie sent me over to vote!! Good luck

The Island Cats said...

Now you see why this jury will never come to a unanimous decision, Katie! :)

(A)FSS and Alasandra said...

Zoey is very correct and she looks stunning in the tiara. Katie is guilty of chewing the shoelace but it isn't a crime cause it's what cats do. Really should have had Zoey's tiara on during the movie it adds a certain oomph.

~Scylla

Hi Twix, we need to find out more about those cat balls, we had never heard of them before and we love balls. ~Socks & Fenris

(A)FSS and Alasandra said...

Zoey is very correct and she looks stunning in the tiara. Katie is guilty of chewing the shoelace but it isn't a crime cause it's what cats do. Really should have had Zoey's tiara on during the movie it adds a certain oomph.

~Scylla

Hi Twix, we need to find out more about those cat balls, we had never heard of them before and we love balls. ~Socks & Fenris

The Musings Of A Crazy Cat Lady said...

How funny. After some thought, Zoey came up with the correct verdict, and she looks very cute in that tiara.

Deb Barnes said...

Well, it’s about time you finally got around to interviewing me! You must agree now that you have properly accessorized me, that I look stunning in that tiara and that it compliments my beautiful eyes just purr-fectly. I can’t speak on behalf of Twix’s balls, but I can assure you that every bit of me is real – from my stunning spots to my gorgeous silky fur coat. And I am glad that the other kitties are seeing the sensibility of my verdict!!

Meows and purrs from Zoey

Rykers Boyz n Allie said...

*rummage*rummage*rummage* OWWW!

...*rustle*rummage*...ah-HAH!

*holds up hacksaw* We're TOTALLY ready to stage a jailbreak over here. And while we're at it...

*rolls out plans to Friskies vault where awards are held*

We could, like, TOTALLY hold one of those trophies for ransom....

cattywumpus said...

We voted! Katie must be acquitted!

CATachresis said...

MOL @ Rykers Boyz!!! Well I believe Zoey has put the final nail er piece of evidence into place MOL xox Nice to meet Twix :)

Callie (a.k.a. Trouble) said...

Zoey is completely right - a girl can never have enough bling-bling!

Brian said...

I just gotta say that is the best looking jury ever!

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Rumblemum is drooling over Twix. She is such a sucker for an orange face...

Two French Bulldogs said...

We know its all Glomans fault
Benny & Lily

Dorothy Abernathy said...

Oh my, with friends like that you need to wear a bulletproof vest! We emailed our kitty friends and family and ask them to vote too. Katie is.......ACCUSED! For best picture!

Purrs to you!
Mistletoe and Hitch

Sherlock, Ash and Traveler said...

Awesome!! xx

Ann Paws said...

Haha... what silly kitties.

Cathy Keisha said...

Polish her jewels … play with his balls … cat balling? Is this not a G-rated blog anymore? I'd get Juror 9 dismissed except that she said I'm her favorite part.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

The Jury Tampering in this blog is really alarming. I think I am going to have to call in the Purrlice. Well, maybe after Caturday--I feel a lawng nappy coming on....zzzzzzzzzz

The Cat From Hell said...

Wowwie! Zoey is even more a diva than me!
kISSES
nELLIE

Kristine said...

Hilarious! I am really hoping you win. With all the work you have put in, how could you not? These cats have a right to their stardom!