Tuesday, July 3, 2012

You DON'T Have This In My Size Do You?


Hi everyone, Katie here.

I like shopping. Really I do. As much as I loathe the doorbell-ringing UPS man, he often shows up with something cool for me. A new scratcher, a catnip tomato, even the Furminator wasn't so bad. But when I woke up Saturday morning and sauntered down the steps to my dish, you would not BELIEVE the horror I saw.


A cat-sized clothing boutique.  Strangely, everything was my size. Humans dream of stuff like this. But I tell you, this was NO dream.

Trouble ...Trouble
I should have known there was trouble when Glogirly returned home from BlogPaws with the entire Bret Michaels Pets Rock Collection by PetSmart stuffed into a nondescript paper bag. She was all nonchalant about it, but I saw the studs, crosses, skulls, PLEATHER...certainly nothing that looked like a cat toy. Truth be told it's all DOG clothes. Word in the alley is that a cat line is on the horizon. Great. I can't wait.  *rolls eyes*

It wasn't until Glogirly and Gloman swarmed me that I saw the cameras and the lighting. I had been ambushed. Looking at the lineup of outfits, their intentions became quickly clear.


So I did what any self-respecting cat would do. I complained, protested, squirmed and then... I negotiated. A full container of freeze dried salmon lay in wait. Fresh, never been opened, and MINE. I closed my eyes, took a deep breath and willed it to all be over.

WARNING:  
What you are about to see HAS NOT been Photoshopped

I can't even look at myself in this thing.
What's so cool about studs and skulls anyway?

Ok, at least it's pink. But horizontal stripes? Seriously?

I've really gotta suck it in to fit in this hoodie.
No wonder the boyz wear their pants down around their knees.

Ok, Rock Star Dracula. I can do this.
I've got fangs and I know how to use them.

I have many questions. But one in particular haunts me. Where, oh WHERE, is Flat Katie when I need her?


Note: PetSmart gave all this stuff to Glogirly for free at BlogPaws. We are not being compensated for this post...it was ALL Glogirly's idea. Believe me, it sure wasn't MINE.


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51 comments:

  1. OMC you poor thing! I don't think I'd pose so nicely in those clothes to get pictures taken. I'd run off! You're too good to your human.

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  2. Allie: WHY oh WHY is Mother LAUGHING hysterically and eyeing me speculatively?!?!?

    FaRADaY: QUICK Maxie! Help me hold Allie down! If Katie got an entire unopened bag of salmon, we can too!

    Maxwell: uh, Allie, I'd run if I were you. Now would be good.

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  3. OMC Katie! You posed not once, not twice but FOUR times in front of the mirror is 4 different dresses? Mommy says you look really nice in the pink / black dress. WE think you should rip them all off. MOL.

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  4. Katie get out of Glogirly's closet, she is going to be hissed.
    Benny & Lily

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  5. Katie!!!
    Did yous shred your Mommy? How come yous is standing so still? Is yous Catatonic?
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  6. Dear cod. What have they done??? Run, Katie, runnnnnnnnn!

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  7. The horror!!!! OMC Katie...do you want me to call the ASPCA on your behalf?? With all GG's photoshop skills, she had to dress you up in the real thing? A blogosphere scandal for sure.

    Um...can I borrow the leather outfit??

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  8. Ha! Ha! I lucked out - my human did not even know those costumes were there! She came home with a couple of printed shopping bags from the PetSmart booth and that was it. I am SO glad I did not have to wear those outfits (which look like stuff my human would buy in her size).

    And yeah, horizontal stripes - what WAS the designer thinking?

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  9. No no Katie what an unkind human - we would have scratched, screamed and wriggled if we'd have had to do any of that modelling!
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  10. I think you look great in the Rock Dracula outfit. I would have shredded my Mom if she had tried that with me.

    Herman

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  11. Did they smear some salmon treat stuff on the mirror? You were SOOOO cooperative, Katie! Makes me wonder whether maybe you actually LIKED those clothes. !!

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  12. Oooh...you poor thing. What will they think of next. Am amazed at your patience and tolerance, Katie. purrr....meow!

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  13. As a master of the non-verbal communications and I am pretty sure I will never have to wear clothes. Thank cod!

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  14. This is Stepford Katie! Right? I don't recognise her at all! I assume that Glogirly is having her shredded person sewn back together down County General!!!

    Katie, once she is healed up, you must sue, k?

    PeeEss Austin quite fancies the little stripey number ;)

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  15. OMC she actually dressed you? At least it's with (somewhat) regular clothing and not stupid ears and decorations like our Mom does. We think that Rock Star outfit looks pretty good on you!!

    The Florida Furkids and Lexi

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  16. We rather like Rock Star Dracula, but count us out for playing dress up.

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  17. But Katie you look great!!!!

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  18. Oh, Katie....We don't understand humans. They claim to love cats, but then they want to turn us into little humans. Seriously. We don't get it.

    Thank cod our human doesn't feel that way about us.

    If you need a break from the torture, feel free to hang out with us for a while. ;-)

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  19. Oh my goodness... we are hiding under the bed right now and completely speechless... our human went to that place you mentioned... BlogPaws... she brought home bags.... will this happen to us too? Absolutely outrageous... although you do kinda look good in that hoodie!!

    Sympathetic Purrs from Zee and Zoey

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  20. Rock Star. Now that has potential. My mom only tried to dress me once. As Mrs. Claus. Wig and all! Didn't work, and she never tried again. Well, someone did give me a pink and white t-shirt that was sort of cool. But that silly wig and hat and skirt? She made it as far as the hat. MOL.

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  21. the rock star dracula look rocks.

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  22. Katie, all we can say is...better you than us. Sorry, girlfriend.

    (But we think you are rocking that Dracula look!)

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  23. Katie....I think Pricilla is VERY happy it doesn't come in goat.

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  24. Oh Katie... just what have they done to you? I'm so sorry.... And now, that ol' peep o' mine is wondering why I haven't posed for the sitting down shot to send to you for my Real House Cats Season IV audition. She 'says' that if you'll pose in clothing, I should have no trouble just posing. Hmmm... hope there are no UPS men coming to my house! May the purrs be with you.

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  25. HUBBA HUBBA!!!!

    Miss Katie, your sexayness just went up one billionty%!!! Just think, after putting clothes ON, you have to take them OFF!

    ::fans self::

    Johnny (steppin' out on his lil buddy)

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  26. I … I … I'm speechless. Is this really Katie or some plush bizarro world Katie? The Katie I know would NEVER let her humans dress her up and would NEVER pose in front of a mirror in those clown clothes. GASP!!! Tw loves the first dress but if'n I had to choose, I'd say you look good in pink. Hmmm, since you're already humiliated, can we get some full frontal views?

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  27. Oh Noes! We think Coco musta put some ideas in Glogirly's head! We are sorry for any twisting your arms that was done getting you into those outfits...

    Coco finds spaghetti straps annoying but the 'tank top' styles not so bad.

    You are right about the non-slimming horizontal stripes...WHAT where they thinking!

    They gave Coco on of those stripy dresses, but it needs some adjusting to fit her model's body, hahameow!

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  28. Oh dear Katie next time head for the nearest magic closet and wish your self somewhere else,but for now just treat it like a bad dream.xoxoSpeedy

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  29. Katie, you´re a lucky kitteh!
    I need a closet like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Aimée

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  30. Hoochie MAMA!!!!!
    I'm diging you in that pink one :)
    ****DROOL****

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  31. While I think you are TOTALLY rockin' the fashions Katie, I think that you - like most of the rest of we meowsers prefer to strut our stuff "au naturel" as it were.....My Mom wants to know what medication they administered to you that allowed you to be so calm, cool, and collected during the trying on of the outfits portion of this program!!!! :D :D

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

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  32. Poor girl, I feel bad that you had to play dress up doll, but those clothes rock! Perhaps you should try to stuff Glogirly in them so she can look rockin' too? MOL

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  33. Well Miss Katie, we think you look purrty hot.....well except for those horizontal stripes, but that is not your fault. We are thinking, however, thatyou need to hold out for more treats than what you did get. After all, it was 4 outfits, shouldn't there be 4 treats?

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  34. Oh my whiskers, has Daisy the Curly cat seen this? We are not big on feline apparel, however I could see Odin rocking the pleather coaton rainy day walks because it's practical ;-0

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  35. Sure am glad they don't make kitten wear!!

    Q

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  36. Rock star Dracula...oh my cod Katie.
    You were so cool through the entire ordeal, I would have been hissing and howling. I just wondered what you did with all of those items after Gloman and Glogirl had taken your picture?

    purrs
    >^,,^<
    ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

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  37. I don't know how much time elapsed between outfits but Katie looks remarkably calm.
    Don't you know that moments like these are why cats invented Photoshop?

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  38. Uhmmm, Katie, I hate to tell you this, but that picture of you in the vampire cape is popping up on vampire fetish sites.....

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  39. Wow, you were a much better sport than we would be, Katie! We'd put the bitey on those clothes!

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  41. OMG KATIE!!!

    First---I cannot believe how patiently you SAT THERE in those clothes!!! You didn't squirm or anything! You ARE a true Diva!!

    Second-As much as I don't love putting clothes on cats (yep, I know I did it to Cody lol) you totally ROCKED those outfits and I think you have a career as a RUNWAY KITTY!!!!

    Third...my fave outfits on you? The pleather is quite "interesting" but I will keep my comments "G" rated lol, the pink horizontal goes beautifully with your fur! The outfits are quite slenderizing Katie!!!

    Gotta tell you.....you TOTALLY ROCKED THESE CLOTHES!!!!

    CATABULOUS!

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  42. Haha...but Katie you look beeauutifulll...

    Luv,

    Moki

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  43. Fess up now.... how many holes did you leave in the humans' skin?

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  44. BOL! Ah Katie the things you will do for salmon. Hardy Har Har Har! ;D Gotta say the vampiress outfit really does look swell on ya ;) Mom fell off the chair and could barely breath from laughin so hard when she saw the cat sized clothing rack LOL what will they think of next?!

    Thanks for the laughs :)

    Waggin at ya,
    Roo

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  45. Glogirly has gone off the deep end! Has she been talking to Daisy's mom?

    ........but on the other paw, wowee! Those are some sexy frocks, Katie!

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  46. OMC !
    Did you really agree to put all that different woffie outfit´s on you for ONE container dried salmon ??!!
    You do look cool in Rock Star Dracula outfit !
    You are welcome and join my beans for next years Sweden Rock :)

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  47. OMC !
    Did you really agree to put all that different woffie outfit´s on you for ONE container dried salmon ??!!
    You do look cool in Rock Star Dracula outfit !
    You are welcome and join my beans for next years Sweden Rock :)

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  48. Katie,
    My Geisha is soooo envious. I received my UPS box from Blog Paws last Friday and have had zero time to open it. But I already told her there's no accessories for her. Only new food bowls for outdoor Riverfront cats.

    Johnnie Walker is eyeing Katie in the Pink and Pleather. He wants the all leather outfit and to know if Katie will go out on a date with him.

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