Hi Everyone, Katie here.
This just in.
I'm fine! There's nothing wrong with me!
Except for my so called "hostile" demeanor at the V-E-T. First they tag me with "Cantankerous" (after the ribbon incident) and now "Hostile." They've apparently got a whole KATIE PROTOCOL to follow now when they know I'm coming in. I'm a regular celebrity.
My leg is still a little limpy, but it seems to be getting better now that I'm sipping my mo-phine cocktails.
The local (crackpot) V-E-T sent my xrays (the ones I made them really work for) to the University of Minnesota. One of their disc jockey's, I mean radiologists, looked at it and said I was perfect. Well actually they said there was nothing remarkable. They probably didn't realize it was MY xray. Because if I am ANYTHING, I am REMARKABLE.
Ok, this is not really me.
Showing you my real xray would be
like letting you see me naked.
They looked at my elbows, my feet, my legs and shoulders. They even looked at my heart and lungs. They said my heart was good.
HA! SEE Mister V-E-T!
I don't have a tiny, cold, crusty heart.
I am NOT the beast you make me out to be.
And they said my lungs were good. Well I could have told them that. I put them to VERY good use at the V-E-T on Saturday.
Bottom line - I'm fine.
A little limpathy never hurt anyone.