Friday, April 9, 2010

Here Kitty Kitty




Hi everyone, Katie here.

Gloman is messing with me. He's playing those mind games again. I've told you before he's really a dog person. I just choose to overlook his dog bias because he did after all bring me home to my girl. I've got to give him a little credit.

But I swear he just won't give up on trying to make me a dog. I play along, just to make him feel smart and maintain townhouse harmony. But seriously... I'm growing tired of coming when he calls. I'm tired of acting like man's best friend (yeah, right) and going through the motions every night when he comes home from work.

Here's how it plays out. He ignores me at the door. I may as well be dead. He takes his sweet time getting upstairs to the kitchen. He opens the refrigerator door and grabs two, sometimes THREE, pieces of cheese. Share? Are you kidding? Then he sits down on the kitchen stool and calls me so he can "show me some love."

I say "show me some cheese!" Alas, none is shared. I bet if I was a DOG he'd be giving me a piece of cheese.




Glogirly is onto me. She knows it's all an act because when she calls me, no matter how sweet the call, no matter what type of bribe she's holding, I ignore her. Like a cat should.


Except when it comes to cheese.





33 comments:

  1. I can always depend on a smile and reading true confessions when I visit your blog, Katie!

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  2. You are selling yourself short. Don't respond until there is a whole big lump of tasty cheese!

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  3. Miss Katie, keeping the humans on their toes is our job, and you are doing a fine job of it!!

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  4. You look pretty cute in the dog suit, Katie!!MOL...Definitely hold out for the cheese!...Happy Friday...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

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  5. Wel there's a lotta cheese in that picshure ~ so there should share it wiv yoo!

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  6. Katie! You're a cat. March right over to Mr. "I'm so smug" Gloman and TAKE that cheese away from him! Sometimes humans need a little reminding of who's in charge.

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  7. I wouldn't move until there were cheese bits in a bowl, on the floor!!

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  8. Katie, humans are maddening that way. They do what they want, no matter what you say, and ignore you when it suits their purposes.

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  9. Cheese is irresistible! Especially string cheese.

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  10. Cheese, the food that unites people and cats alike. The very word makes people smile.

    And Gloman, no doubt you have corrupted him already. The sweetest of puppy's doing the things dogs do will make him realise: 'Nice, but now I'm missing that certain je ne sais quoi Katie has'.

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  11. Katie, you are very sweet to keep up this charade - and dedicated.
    That might be your problem. I think "dedicated" is very dog-like.
    Be very careful Katie. He is trying to "train" you... watch your paw steps.

    bonks

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  12. Maybe you should start a Cheese Club with Whitey and Cory. :)

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  13. We have LOTS of cheese at our house! Wanna come over?!? Mom ALWAYS dishes out the cheese!

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  14. What a great post! You always makes my mommy laff N laff Katie.
    The last picshur sais it all!
    Keep those beans in line Katie.
    TK

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  15. We'll do pretty much anything for CHEESE (or HAM)

    Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

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  16. We think Gloman is being cruel by not sharing his cheese with you....

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  17. Hi Katie!

    We always enjoy the latest twist of the tail in your household!

    purrs
    >^,,^<
    Abby

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  18. I would hold out for more cheese. Have a great cheese filled weekend.

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  19. Oh Katie, you are hysterical. We will walk for miles for cheese. As far as the man. Sit in his favorite chair and refuse to move
    Benny & Lily

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  20. This is disturbing Katie. Coming like a dawg! I know you are just playing it off but, no cheese?

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  21. You definitely deserve some cheese for being such a cooperative companion. Maybe be a little more standoffish?

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  22. What a rude and arrogant fellow that Gloman is!
    And to taunt you with cheese, too!
    Next time he asks you to show him some love, show him some teeth & bite his ankle.

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  23. Be strong, Katie! Hold out for the cheese!

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  24. I have found that if I can maneuver myself close enough to people food that I can at least lick it once, my mom suddenly becomes very generous and gives me the food I have licked. Perhaps you could try that with Gloman's cheese. (Correction...I mean YOUR cheese)

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  25. We always come when we are called...you just NEVER KNOW when there will be food involved so you are better off just going...that's our motto. Most of the time we get something so it makes the effort worth it and if we don't we bug the hell out of them until they fold and give us something, so really, it is NOT energy wasted to answer the call. Think about it!! Purrs, Lautrec and Tiny

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  26. You know, Katie, there's no reason why you should have to wait for a piece of cheese that's not forthcoming. Just help yourself!!

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  27. CHEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!! boy he is mean to deny you the cheese. you do doggie things for him!

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  28. It's embarrassing, but I'll do anything for a piece of cheese. Anything. Unless it's tasteless string cheese...then I ignore it. But super sharp aged cheddar.....::twitch::

    xoxo Cory

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  29. Hello dear friends!
    wow what is happening there! oh gosh...anyway I think cheese is cool! :)
    Enjoy it!
    purrs and love
    Luna

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  30. Yellow Kitty is a fish lover only. No treats for her and no beef, pork or turkey. Just fish!

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  31. Kitties can eat cheese? Who knew? They really are crazy little creatures. :D

    XOXOXOXO Puddin

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