Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Official Sharpie Holder To The Stars



Hi everyone, Katie here.

Thank you for all of your advice and words of encouragement as they pertain to Glogirly and her cheating, blogging ways. I've decided to take the high road. To look at life as if my food dish is always half full.


Does that mean that I can get more?
I'd like to have more please.


Anyway, I know that Glogirly was only trying to help our friend Fin by designing her book cover and blog makeover and that's a very nice thing to do. I also know that Fin is giving me and my blog all kinds of great PR and shout outs and that's also a very nice thing to do.

So in an effort to demonstrate I have no hard feelings, I would like to offer my services to Fin as her official Sharpie holder. Once her big book tour begins, she's going to need someone like me to hold her Sharpies. Book signings, talk show appearances, CNN, The Today Show. EVERYONE is going to want an autograph.
(...or pawtograph.)




Of course, Fin will need to pick up my travel expenses. All the gingivitis food I can eat, a suite at the W, spa treatments and limo rides. Actually, I think I'll be needing an assistant to carry all my Sharpies.




24 comments:

  1. I'm sure you will be the best Sharpie holder ever, and of course if the job really takes off you definitely need an assistant. A girl could break a claw carrying around too many Sharpies.

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  2. We're sure you will do a great job, Katie and of course, you will need an assistant for such a demanding position!!...xo...Calle,Halle,Sukki

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  3. Dear Katie,

    I would like to apply for the pawsition of assistant Sharpie Holder please. I think that would be fun. And you are so generous to offer your services to Fin as she begins her book tour.

    Alice

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  4. MOL! Katie, you're hilarious! Fin would be furry lucky to have you!

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  5. Oh, yes, you'll need an assistant. Best to start taking resumes now for the position!

    MOL at "A girl could break a claw carrying around too many Sharpies," in Lisa, Jack and Baby's comment!

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  6. Mom said I could apply for the job as assistant Sharpie holder...not sure if I'm qualified. If Sharpies are left around, I tend to whap them...

    Will you pay me in cheese?

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  7. We would love to assistant-assistant sharpie holders, too! Are payments daily or weekly?

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  8. Katie dear, I gave you an award. Stop by and pick it up.

    Your friend,
    Misty

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  9. You are Silly. Are you sure you're not a bit Siamese ?

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  10. I think that's a pretty good deal!

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  11. Sharpie Holder is an important job!

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  12. You always leave me laughing after I've read your bloggy. I wouldn't mind being your assistant either, and I'd work for kibble only.

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  13. We think you would be a great sharpie holder Katie! And it really does sound like you would need an assistant too!

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  14. Hi Katie
    WE think you would make a excellent assistant! Nothing but the best for you dear Katie!

    purr on
    Abby

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  15. Glogirly did a great job, you know. But, eh, about the assistant job. Will there be trees on the tour?

    Dushi

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  16. Oh wow Katie your one demanding sharpie holder...that must mean...your the BEST!! Just having you holding sharpies I bet Fin will get asked for twice the amount of autographs

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  17. My gidness Katie, Fin could have no better friend to hold all the Sharpies. I know that your expenses will be paid.
    Meow

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  18. Katie, I think that is quite fair and reasonable!

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  19. Thank Cod you offered Katie! I was so worried about the sharpies. You are a great cat! I'm sure we can get you an assistant!

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  20. You will make a great sharpie holder Katie and it sounds like Fin is getting you your very own assistant.

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  21. Search the want ads Katie...you will need an assistant!
    Benny & Lily

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  22. We can't think of a better Sharpie holder than you, Katie!

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  23. Fin will really appreciate your help in holding that Sharpie!

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  24. I am sure that you will be the best Sharpie holder ever, Katie. I am giving you the Sunshine award because of your helpful comments and support and reading your blog always gives me a smile.

    Herman

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