Tuesday, February 9, 2010

And The Oscar Goes To




Hi everyone, Katie here.

Bet you didn't know I've been keeping company with the likes of Meryl Streep, Helen Mirren... Sure, Meryl may have lost count of how many friends named Oscar she has. And Mirren, well she's an award winning Queen. Did you know Prince Charles even made her a Dame?




But it is ME that deserves an award for my convincing and moving portrayal of an affectionate cat devoted to her girl.



Just look at this scene. Now THIS is award winning acting. I'm a method actor. I'm in the zone, playing an affectionate and loving cat. I bet you can hardly tell I'm acting at all. I'm not sleeping either... I'm concentrating on the moment, and my character's thought process.


If you read that accusatory dribble Glogirly called a Guest Blog over on I Have Cat a couple weeks ago, you already know that I am a skilled manipulator of human behavior. I've got Glogirly thinking I don't like her and in fact, favor Gloman.


Well the truth is, I play Glogirly. I play Gloman.
And I love it.


Playing the two of them is what gets me up in the morning. I love making HER think that I depend upon her soley for caloric sustenance and litter box maintenance. I love making HIM think I'm a gullible and obedient dog-cat... coming when he calls, rolling over, fetching.



This is me, messing with Gloman. Pretending to be a dog.
Just another act.



Devoted BFF. Yup, just another act.


Every once in awhile I put on a show for Glogirly. I give her that devoted BFF bullfluff just to keep her guessing and maintain my sharp acting skills.




So move over, Mirren.
Step aside, Streep.
I have my acceptance speech ready.




49 comments:

  1. Don't worry, Katie! I will not give away your secret that it is all an act! ;)

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  2. You is a very convincing thesbian!
    I not tell the difference from real-life! *clappity-clap* a truly stellar performance!

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  3. LOVED this post! Oh Katie, you are a piece of work - your pooor pooor girl! You do such a grea job of getting into character

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  4. We couldn't tell you were acting--that is Oscar-worthy material!

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  5. I will have my dvr ready so I can record your acceptance speech!!!

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  6. Keep up the good work ... and ask for a raise

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  7. You really are convincing, Katie....

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  8. You are award winning material for sure! You are just the cutest kitty with one talented mama.

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  9. Katie: LOVE the photo in the chair! Always make sure your name goes ABOVE the title. You deserve your Oscar!!

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  10. Those certainly are a lot of roles you take on, on a daily basis too. We hope you get lots of beauty sleep in too.

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  11. Bravo (or should I say Brava)! Can I have your paw print? How about an 8x10 glossy along with it? Make it out to ~Lisa Co9T

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  12. We won't tell! Congrats on your award.

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  13. Katie, you are a winner!!...Really cute pictures of your acting abilities...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

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  14. Those are great pictures of you Katie! And we totally couldn't tell you were acting - you really do deserve an award for being so convinving!

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  15. Katie, you certainly deserve the Oscar cause you had us believing it too!

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  16. My sweet friend Katie,
    For sure you deserve this Oscar!In fact I'm so exciting about this event.Big brother has update news for me everyday!
    *** he loves Meryl Streep!
    Ahh I'm so happy that I'm here visiting you.Do you know it's my birthday today! Yes...but mommy , poor mommy, she got an awful "cold",she said it's all about this hard winter, and she was useless the past days here, but today, she is helping with blog.Anyway she forgot ( can I believe in it???) to prepare a post about my birthday!!! She said she will do it, and show my gifts!At least I got some new treats here!
    Another important thing...Your picture with Glogirly is fantastic, don't say it was a scene of movie, I can't believe, it's REAL, gorgeous and lovely!
    Hey Katie, she has beautiful hands, doesn't she?
    And she is a TALENTED designer!My mommy and I are enchanted by her creativity.
    Love you dear Katie!
    purrs
    Luna - WE love Luna

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  17. Even though we now know it's an act, we still don't believe it. You're that good!!

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  18. Katie, you are certainly playing an Oscar winning role.

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  19. Wow Katie your the most talented catactress ever! But I do have a question...if it's all an act.....What is the real Katie like? Who is the real Katie? Besides a stunningly beautiful tuxie girl of course

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  20. Yes, Katie, you are the consummate actress! Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Encore!

    Of course, it's an encore, because you keep doing what works, and you've got it figured out to a T!

    What a brilliant girl you are!

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  21. And we over here at The Kool~Kittie~Krew turly believe you deserve that prestigious award, Katie. Your acting skills are impecable!

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  22. We think you definitely deserve the Oscar!

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  23. Oh Katie, we agree wholeheartedly! You're our favoritest actress and we think you deserve TWO Oscars for your dual role.

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  24. Yes Katie, even though you are queen of the house, you are great at getting you own through gentle role playing. I have seen this in cousins of yours who can pretend to do some one thing while actually covering for what they really are getting in to. I had a cat that loved to get onto the kitchen counter when nobody was looking and when I would walk into the room she would nosedive onto the floor and pretend to be eating out of her bowl. She was a star too.
    I think your black and white goes well with gold. Maybe a new gold collar is in order.

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  25. Congrats on your award. You are one special girl

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  26. If any cat deserves the Oscat, it's you. And we think Gloman and Glogirly are very lucky you choose to stay with them.

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  27. You are such a great actress Katie. You deserve the Oscar more than any of those other actresses.

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  28. HI Katie!

    *wow*
    You are good.
    So good, I can't tell the difference.
    I can see how you have Glogirl and Gloman under your paw!

    That Streep woman has nothing on your acting skills.

    -:¦:-•:*'"*:purry purrs-:¦:-•:*'"*:•.
    Abby

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  29. Katie yoo deserve the Oscar ~ yoo are brilliant! We LOVE that :devoted: photo ~ yoo are really convincing.

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  30. But... your devotion to ME... that's not and act, right?

    Right?

    RIGHT???

    *RUMBLEPURR*

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  31. Katie's doing a little presentation on the LOLSpot today.

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  32. Definitely an Oscar-worthy performance, Katie!

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  33. Wow, I'm impressed...I can't act at all. I try and I last about 2 seconds.

    You are so convincing you had me going....

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  34. Brava Brava! Hey we will have to link this post to the Acatemy Awards in March. I think we need to use the oscar cat too, so fun!

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  35. You are a consummate actress, Katie. I couldn't tell that you were acting at all. You deserve the Oscar for sure.

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  36. You've worked hard for that Oscar Katie...you deserve it! Congratulations!
    your pal,
    Bruce:)

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  37. You are SO good it sent chills down to the tip of my tail.

    Any plans for giving lessons?

    Purrs, Banshee

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  38. *applauds* Wonderful skill! Oh, what talent!

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  39. BRAVO! Yes, the Oscar should be yours without a doubt. I bet when those two saw who they were up against they didn't even want to go to the awards! Congrats!!
    Thanks for coming to my Super Bowl Party on Sunday. Hope you had a good time!

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  40. You are a real pro, Katie! Keep fooling them:)

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  41. Thanks for stopping by to help us celebrate our 100th post! We love your blog, and are so glad you are our friends. :)

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  42. Never a dull moment on your blog! So extremely clever and hysterical!!! Always leaves me laughing out loud!
    Just adorable!!!
    Linda :)

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  43. Lovely! You are prettier than those painted ladies! We are happy to know you!

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  44. Hey Katie, you deserved that Oscar that you won.
    Your a great little actress.

    Congrats!!

    Paws & Whiskers
    Jude,Poo,Babybell,Piper & Marley

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  45. You are a real pro! We never would have guessed that you were acting!!

    Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

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  46. Hi again katie.
    We left you an Award at our blogsite.

    Paws & Whiskers
    Jude,Poo,Babybella,Piper & Marley

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  47. You are amazing actress!! So talented!! It's raining Oscars!!

    XOXOXO Puddin

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  48. :)
    Nice post
    You are a very nice and intelligent cat
    :)

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