Saturday, December 19, 2009

I'll Never Trust Red Dog Again



Hi everyone, Katie here.

Red Dog has failed me. He's supposed to stand guard downstairs by the front door and make sure that no intruders are allowed passage into the townhouse. Well apparently he missed the memo about party guests and their obvious intruder status.

Not only is the idiot dog wearing Glogirly's hat, and I must say he looks ridiculous, the poor excuse for a guard dog just stood by and let not one, not two, but SIX intruders into the townhouse tonight.


This party crept up on me like a snake in the grass.


All of a sudden, there was music playing and candles burning.



I heard noises and ran to the front window to get a look. Cars in the townhouse driveway. Not good. I barely had time for a quick snack and drink before the doorbell alarm sounded and I was forced to retreat.

Even as I write this, at the wee hour of 2:00 am, Gloman is still downstairs entertaining them. Glogirly apparently had the sense to say her goodnights and come upstairs to bed. But even as she sleeps, I am still on full alert. I will not eat, drink, groom, poop or sleep until they are gone.


I heard talk of pajamas. This is not a good sign. If one of more of them have packed their pajamas, I may have to wait until everyone is passed out before I can safely navigate back to my food dish and litter box.



I will keep you apprised of my situation.



28 comments:

  1. We feelz sorry for you having to share your home and all. But I'd be careful not to get tooo hissy wif da guests just in case they packed some presents for you in their suitcases. Purhaps you should sneak in their room tonight to check out what they brought.

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  2. Poor Katie! All those parties and introoders. It is just not fair.

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  3. Oh the holidays are filled with such hard work for kitties. Job well done, Katie!

    I think you need a new Red Dog!! Maybe a Red Cat!

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  4. You may need help!! You're doing a good job standing watch at the window. I would go to the litter box though.

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  5. My oh my, that sounds very bad. They may have had/be having fun. We can only hope that after the party Glogirly and Gloman will have so much to clean up, they'll think twice before doing it again soon. Meanwhile we think you should demand room service upstairs immediately.

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  6. It's one thing when guests come and stay in the evening...but when they don't leave?? What's a cat to do?? Obviously not look to that useless Red Dog for help!!

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  7. Geez Katie, you're a prisoner in your own home! Why can't these people understand that it was late & you have your own needs to tend to??

    Hope you can get downstairs & do your "thing" soon!

    Nico, Austin & JayJay :)

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  8. Go give em all a whap an show em who is boss in da howse.

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  9. We think you should go downstairs and show your "disapproval" - we know you'll think of a good way!!

    Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

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  10. Oh poor sweetie! No food. No water. No BOX!
    Have your guests over imbibed and can't drive home? Maybe you can stack them in the garage.

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  11. PAJAMAS?? Oh, Katie! Don't hold us captive with suspence---what happened? Did all those humans drift off to slumberland so you could inspect YOUR house?? Do tell!

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  12. Guests are such a newsense aren't they. Did yoo get to poop and stuff? Do tell us.

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  13. Poor Katie, how embarrassing not being able to go to your litter box. You must have kept your legs crossed all night.

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  14. Oh poor Katie...I really do need to send my momma over there to help you through this...to help you release your inner party cat...to help you see that 8 laps are better than 2....16 hands to pet you and sneak you treats under the table is better than 4. There is hope...it's all a matter of perception.

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  15. We've heard of being "snowed in" but it sounds like you are "guested in"! Katie, may we suggest that you walk down stairs and hurl a big juicy hairball in the middle of the living room floor? That should get them moving out the door!

    Best of luck, R & B

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  16. Oh no Katie! Let's hope they dont get in pajamas! Because then not only are they there all night....but MORNING....BREAKFAST! AHhhh!!

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  17. Poor Katie. We hide when people come over, but none of them spend the night! What a horrible experience!

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  18. Bad Red Dog! Bad Dog!

    Now Katie, let's not panic, surely they have to go home soon. Maybe you can cause a major diversion?

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  19. It's the party that never ends!!
    We bet none of those guests brought anything for you either.

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  20. Dogs .. not to be trusted.

    Cats .. always on duty.

    ** still trying to find a home for Beau Beau & Noni Noni. please stop by my blog & post about them on yours **

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  21. Wow, that Glogirly and Gloman sure are party animals! They're giving animals a bad name!
    And shame on them for not advising you in advance.

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  22. Jack loves introoders, but Baby hates them. Jack thinks it is fun to flirt and rub all over their stuff. Baby loves quiet.

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  23. oh Katie, another party!!!
    LOL you need to agree that dog is cute!
    hummm you are so adorable in that picture with the Christmas tree at the background!Beautiful!Also I think those candles are sooo chic! :)Très chic!
    Now you can take you nap. I think I will go for it and I will dream about you!
    purrs and love
    your friend
    Luna

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  24. Oh no, Katie! I can really sympathize with you. Let us know if you were able to get a snack and take a poo before wating much longer.

    I-Feel-for-Ya-Purrs,
    Lucy

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  25. Goodness me! You need a big whopping snow storm to keep intruders away and keep Glogirly and Gloman home....works for some! Good Luck Dear!
    ~Lisa Co9T

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  26. Depending on who is invited parties can be fun. Like Cory said, it can be an oppurtunity fur more laps, pets and best of all, treats.

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  27. Katie, how's it going? send us a sign!

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