Hi everyone, Katie here.
The president was here the other day. Just a few steps away from the Townhouse. Security was tight. Even the police horses were out. Check out their nifty riot gear.
I'm thinking that there should be a cat security detail. I'd look great in those beer-bottle proof eye shields. I'm liking the leather nose protectors as well. I may need a helmet though, or at least a nice hat, for my delicate head. I'm sure I could come up with something quite handsome.
Horses are pretty stupid compared to cats. Well, for that matter so is every other animal. I could run circles around these guys. All they can do is whine and neigh. But as you know, I've got a mean hiss and I'm not afraid to use it. I have no doubt I'd be able to restore order if the need ever arose.
I'd be very good at keeping an eye on all those people with signs too. I'm quite artistic and can even offer some font and layout suggestions. Kudos to the pink pig sign with the bouncing head. Very creative. Excellent use of color and metaphor.
Love the sharp blue sign with the flags. Nice contemporary font, very readable. All in all professional. But unless this guy puts it on a really big stick, no one's ever going to see it.
So I think I'll submit my credentials to the Minneapolis Police Department. Maybe I'll include an audio sample of my ferocious hiss. That oughta do it.